Date Everything!

Date Everything! is a surreal and playful dating sim where your potential matches can be objects, abstract concepts, or unusual characters. One encounter might involve chatting with a teapot, another could be with the concept of Tuesday, and each has its own unique personality and preferences. Players navigate branching dialogues, balancing traits like Vibe, Boldness, Empathy, and Surreal to influence outcomes.

The goal isn’t always romance — some paths lead to friendship, rivalry, or unexpected story developments. Each choice and response can subtly shift the course of the interaction, creating a dynamic, replayable experience that rewards observation and experimentation.

Interactive Dates and Branching Paths

Every date in Date Everything! functions as a small narrative puzzle. Characters display evolving preferences during conversations, prompting you to adjust your tone, resource use, and approach. Using your traits strategically opens special dialogue options and secret scenes. Keepsakes collected from successful runs provide ongoing advantages, such as starting bonuses for future dates or unique openings that change how a character responds. This system encourages replay, as revisiting the same encounter can yield entirely different results.

• Branching dialogue: Multiple responses influence character reactions and story flow.
• Traits and resources: Boldness, Empathy, and other stats affect available options.
• Secret thresholds: Unlock hidden endings by meeting specific conditions.
• Keepsakes: Collect items to boost stats or trigger alternate story beats.

Modes and Gameplay Variety

The game includes several play modes to suit different styles. Story Mode provides curated sequences of encounters with recurring characters and narrative callbacks. Shuffle Mode randomizes dates in a roguelite-style progression, where resource management and strategic choices determine your success streak.

Speed-Date Sprints challenge you with rapid, timed interactions that test observation and adaptability. Additionally, Modifiers such as “Truth-Only,” “Opposite Day,” or “Metaphor Mania” introduce rule changes that remix conversations and open unique paths.

• Story Mode: Pre-designed sequences with recurring characters and plot threads.
• Shuffle Mode: Randomized matches with escalating challenge and scoring.
• Speed-Date Sprints: Short, timed interactions for fast-paced decision-making.
• Modifiers: Optional rules that create unexpected twists in dialogues.

An Absurd and Engaging Experience

Date Everything! blends surreal humor, interactive storytelling, and branching mechanics into a playful, replayable experience. It’s designed for curiosity-driven players who enjoy exploring unusual scenarios, reading subtle cues, and discovering unexpected outcomes. Each date is a mini-narrative experiment, where observation, timing, and creativity determine the path. Whether forming friendships with inanimate objects or navigating complex conversations with bizarre characters, every interaction feels unique and rewarding.